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Derived from "Utopia," this word is the non-existent day we all wish was added to the weekend because, let's face it, Mondays suck!

Fun fact: when someone asks you "how are you today on utoday," they want to know how your day went too.
It's Sunday, I can't wait for Utoday.
Utoday by Utomaniac April 16, 2022
Related Words
utonda • Ulonda • uconda • Utoday • Utonian • Utonna
A Utonion is a person that natives from Utah.
That nice gentleman that stopped by my house sharing the good news of the Lord is a Utonian.
Utonian by ReinventingTheWheel June 24, 2017
Yolandus is my mother fucking best friend and if she likes you the … ya must be something special she has very fluffy curly hair and likes to slap people she is a very gay bean and hugs people a little to much she also hates holy water because it tastes like salty bitches and she much rather eat some unholy bread with some hot tea on the side KIM POSSIBLE
Ulonda likes her pizza squishy even when she denies it
Ulonda by Skittlesrmilkduds April 9, 2019
Ulonda is a very hard worker and has lots of friends and usually has a friend name lisa, holly and annie has a great personality
hey ulonda lets get married
Ulonda by Ulonda November 21, 2018
a word that describes turtels good
i think turtels are uconda
uconda by coding master March 29, 2020
Bat shit crazy but still looks good while talking to her many invisible friends. Her multiple personalities have their own style. Also her sister and mom are hot!
Utonna doesn’t understand condoms.
Utonna by Ishabonagina Penelope March 21, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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