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a grassy area in which spikeball is played
let’s go play spikeball on the utonda
utonda by jackmi113r April 17, 2024
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Derived from "Utopia," this word is the non-existent day we all wish was added to the weekend because, let's face it, Mondays suck!

Fun fact: when someone asks you "how are you today on utoday," they want to know how your day went too.
It's Sunday, I can't wait for Utoday.
Utoday by Utomaniac April 16, 2022
Related Words
utonda Ulonda uconda Utoday Utonian Utonna
A Utonion is a person that natives from Utah.
That nice gentleman that stopped by my house sharing the good news of the Lord is a Utonian.
Utonian by ReinventingTheWheel June 24, 2017
Yolandus is my mother fucking best friend and if she likes you the … ya must be something special she has very fluffy curly hair and likes to slap people she is a very gay bean and hugs people a little to much she also hates holy water because it tastes like salty bitches and she much rather eat some unholy bread with some hot tea on the side KIM POSSIBLE
Ulonda likes her pizza squishy even when she denies it
Ulonda by Skittlesrmilkduds April 9, 2019
Ulonda is a very hard worker and has lots of friends and usually has a friend name lisa, holly and annie has a great personality
hey ulonda lets get married
Ulonda by Ulonda November 21, 2018
a word that describes turtels good
i think turtels are uconda
uconda by coding master March 29, 2020
Bat shit crazy but still looks good while talking to her many invisible friends. Her multiple personalities have their own style. Also her sister and mom are hot!
Utonna doesn’t understand condoms.
Utonna by Ishabonagina Penelope March 21, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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