Utoday 

Derived from "Utopia," this word is the non-existent day we all wish was added to the weekend because, let's face it, Mondays suck!

Fun fact: when someone asks you "how are you today on utoday," they want to know how your day went too.

It's Sunday, I can't wait for Utoday.

Utoday by Utomaniac April 16, 2022

how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

how r u today by DesignGenius September 26, 2009

UTCday 

Day that starts and ends at 0000h UTC

The policy was in effect for a whole UTCday.

UTCday by fifoma March 17, 2009

Ugodaygo 

Things that cling to a persons body.
"You go they go" ie. Bodaggit

I am so tired of these ugodaygos I am going to get a Brazilian Wax

Ugodaygo by Idaho slang December 3, 2017