Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.

Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay

Useless Gay by Likitit July 17, 2018

Useless Gay

An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.

Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!

Useless Gay by SilverCellVioletSky December 3, 2020

useless gay

its me. i’m the useless gay. hi.

Carey is such a useless gay

useless gay by rey is dying October 20, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008