48 hours after being released from the hospital after having surgery, i was unable to pee and had to be rushed to the emergency to to be relieved. i was definatly urinopolis--urinopolized.

every saturday night at the lounge i spend 15 minutes in the stall trying to pee before i successfully release a small stream of pee. i am afraid someone will hear me pee'ing, never mind there have been 20 people in there that have successfully relieved themselves without any reguard as to who is doing what in the stall next to them

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz