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Urban Dictionart 

A misspelling of Urban Dictionary. It's supposed to be *Urban Dictionary there, fellow.
Dumbass 1: Duahgh, lets go luuk up urban dictionary on dah urban dictionary. ha ha ha!

Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.

*Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*

Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.

*Smart Person walks by*

Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.

Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.

Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.

Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*

*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*

*Meanwhile, Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don't homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.
Urban Dictionart by A definer September 3, 2013

Urban Dictionirony 

- The state of affairs when incessant visits to UrbanDictionary.com have left you with no other vocabulary than what is found on the site.
- Being incapable of communicating with other people who do not have extensive knowledge of Urban Dictionary words and phrases.
"John failed his english test yesterday because all he knows are words and phrases from Urban Dictionary
"More like urban dictionirony"
Urban Dictionirony by merk_frost January 14, 2012

Urban-Dictionize

The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to UrbanDictionary.com. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
Bob: Dude, I totally made up this amazing word!
Joe: Really, what is it?
Bob: Kadlrkyasoh!!
Joe: Yo dude, you better Urban-Dictionize that.
Bob: Yeah man, I'm totally gonna U.D. it 2nite..
Urban-Dictionize by jonnjonn141 February 17, 2009

Urban Dictionite 

an urban dictionite is a person who creates and submits words and there definitions to be added to this site
im a urban dictionite cause i love adding my words and definitions that i created to my new fav site

urban dictionized 

Past Tense Verb: When a word has been added to this mthafkn dictionary.
I wonder if hort has been ubran dictionized.
urban dictionized by Bikr November 1, 2006