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urban dictionary ads 

VERY bad or intrusive ads.
Usually lists like
1. am i pregnant test
2. senior dating site
3. dating site free
4. other shit idk but probably porn
another type is clickbait ads
"you cant believe why i put this in my toilet"
and then it tells u to buy some shit
the other one is porn-like ads
these mix with clickbait ads as they are not porn, just viruses probably.
gaah the urban dictionary ads are crap
***URBAN DICITONARY PLEASE FIX YOUR ADS***
urban dictionary ads by Preinstallable September 22, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

urban dictionary ads 

the girls on these ads are so hott
nice tits and ass on these urban dictionary ads
urban dictionary ads by rich78 November 12, 2010

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request 

congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)

Urban Dictionary Mug Ads 

The Urban Dictonary Mug Ads are ads that are placed under a definition made by a creator. These ads are always ignored because no one gives a fuck. They over-priced peaces of shit, and the ad will say some dumb ass line, like "Give a Depression mug to your grandma Lucie"
Give a Urban Dictionary Mug Ads
Mug to your brother-in-law Mohamed

© 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request 

Why the fuck did you type this
© 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request 

When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.
If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.

Urban Dictionary Personal Ads

The postings on Urban Dictionary where obviously teenagers write love letters about how beautiful someone is OR hate letters about how awful someone is, rather than tell that person themselves......really annoying like wikipedia. Try it! Type ANY first name in the search engine and see all the retarded postings. Usually alot of bad grammar and misspellings.
Urban Dictionary Personal Ads

search engine for "SARAH": She isdef the most beatiful and speciale girl in the world i can talk to her for hours and i would love her to pull anal beads out my ass one by one.

search engine for "BRIAN": Is a cheeting asshole that haz bad acnie and gave me ghonnar..., gonne..., gonori..., the clap
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