A fictional 1970's porn star with a
Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a
talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly
weapon.
Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a
scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or
dead.. That boy is hung like a
clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"