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Ur.mentally.deranged.gf 

Literally the most gorgeous girl to have ever walked on this planet. Every girl wants to be her and every man should kiss and worship the ground she walks on.
Ur.mentally.deranged.gf is the love of my life.

ur.mentally.deranged.gf 

Chronically online meme poster on instagram. Poster of some of the best memes to ever exist. Pls follow them for the sake of your humor.
“It’s been a bad day.. Oh look! ur.mentally.deranged.gf has posted!” 5 minutes after scrolling through the memes. “My day has been restored! BOOYAH”

ur.mentally.deranged.gf 

Great philosopher of modern times on Instagram "@ur.mentally.deranged.gf".

One of the hardest working people of all time churning out bangers on the daily.
"Hey man have you seen that new ur.mentally.deranged.gf post?"

"Of course man I nearly jorked my junk to it!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026