upper cracker

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.

Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.

by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014

Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself

Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!

by Rayraymadden June 22, 2014

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022