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Cross between upset and sad.

Upset: to disturb emotionally
Sad: affected by unhappiness

Upsad: to be affected by unhappiness while being emotionally disturbed.
Dragana and Sharleen were discussing their experiences about the losers that had put them in a disturbed emotional state...

Dragana turned to Sharleen to ask..... are you upsad?

Sharleen responded... yes very.
upsad by dragonlily December 8, 2012
Words you can keep
Well you feel upset and sad..
LankmasterJ: "Oh that was.. upsad.."
Upsad by JDYNStuff October 21, 2020
When you're upset and sad..

or you're bad at valorant.
LankMasterJ: "That was just.. upsad.."
Upsad by JDYNStuff October 21, 2020

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
In the automotive industry, upbadging is when you are driving a lower-trim or entry level trim version of a specific vehicle and you decide to add custom badges, decals, and/or logos from a higher trim in order to make your vehicle look faster/more powerful/more expensive than it actually is.
For example: adding Hellcat badges to an SXT Dodge Challenger is indeed upbadging, and definitely the most godawful of them all. This is because a Hellcat V8 can put out 707hp while a V6 SXT only has 305hp. You drive an upbadged SXT and try to race an actual Hellcat, you're gonna look stupid and you're gonna get called out. Don't do it. Either be proud of your ride or save up for the real deal.
upbadge by Porque Me Buscan October 11, 2020

upsidesk 

when gay guys sit on the legs of a desk so its up there butts.
matt: hey, you wanna go upsidesk
tom: nah, I'm not a fag or a rondoer , ask shane though, he likes dodes in his cornhole
shane: let's go matt, I'm always down for some upsidesk
upsidesk by shane barley June 10, 2008

upside down smiley face

When you have to make it through the day but secretly your life is shit and is going down hill.
When someone texts or snapchats me and asks how i am i reply with the upside down smiley face.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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