up your ass

An apology for clingy or needy behavior such as blowing up someone's phone, or knowingly pestering someone for their attention.

Me: sorry I've been up your ass today.
Friend: thanks, but you need to not text me so much.

by Kali_kastaway September 18, 2020

Up your ass

It is where things belong;)

Someone: Wheres my pen?
You: Up your ass!

by Heyitzimy April 08, 2019

It's up your ass

Something you say for a joke.

Your friend where is it?
it's up your ass!

by It's up your ass! September 27, 2018

up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.

CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"

by JOSHUA CONLEY January 21, 2008

Shove it up your ass

An insult that is used to show disinterest, or frustration. To dismiss a wrongful statement or action.

Bill Gates: I have so much more money than you!
Random person: Go shove it up your ass!

by rallala May 31, 2008

stick it up your ass

A fun and easy way of saying Fuck You!

Talk shit to me well you can take that phone of yours AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!

by michaelbivens January 21, 2014

up your ass and to the left

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

by AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken618 February 19, 2018