up ons

Shortened slang for "get up on this," which in turn means "have some of this." Generally used when offering to share something.

"I can't finish this soda. You want up ons?"
"Nah, I'm not thirsty, but thanks."

up ons by Victoria Soma May 21, 2008

up-ons 

Up on; completely on top of in a metaphorical sense

"Da ladies will be all up-ons!"

up-ons by Ram-Dawg June 24, 2004

all up ons 

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

all up ons by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

all up ons 

"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.

"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."

all up ons by Gary D. August 23, 2007

all up ons(phrase) 

girls will really like and adore you

they'll be all up ons!

all up ons(phrase) by pinneapple June 19, 2003

all up ons 

when one person is sexually attracted to another person.

I was wearing my Autobot T-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!

I wish I was Sugar shum! That would make her all up ons!

all up ons by AlfaTrion August 20, 2003

all up ons 

when a person is sexually attracted to another and manifests it in a physical way that is not always welcome.

"When you go out tonight, I hope that no nasty guys are all up ons."

all up ons by kimnrowdy June 3, 2004