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unwarranted self-importance 

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.
Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.

Unarmed Robbery 

A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.
Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.
Unarmed Robbery by Beerparty October 16, 2012

unwarranted piccione 

The act of having an over-inflated sense of one's ability despite no evidence supporting this belief
Gibbo: 'I swear that if I stayed off the piss I could have run the 100m at the Commonwealth Games'

Everyone: 'Gibbo that's unwarranted piccione and you fucking know it'

Unwarranted Swag

When a person, usually male, walks around carrying more swagger than their body is intended to hold. The most common form of this occurs in sports, when someone constantly surrounds themselves with great athletes and is basically along for the ride to a championship - causing them to believe they were the sole reason their team won.

No one knows why, but great athletes continue to accept the invitation to join his team. The offender of this misdemeanor crime can be easily spotted. His team will be winning, and he will be 5 times slower than the rest of the competition. He will also be the only person talking shit, despite being the worst player on the court/field/etc...

This would be equivalent to Luc Longley talking shit and walking with a limp because Jordan, Pippen, and company won him multiple championships.

This phrase originated in North Central Ohio... but has spread like a wildfire across the country due to the constant desire for losers to be seen as winners.
Andrew: "Is that guy really good? He's walking around like he owns this gym, but he looks like a tool"
Eric: "No, he's got a severe case of unwarranted swag. He was officially diagnosed last year, but is in denial."
Unwarranted Swag by anonymous October 24, 2011

Unarmed Combat 

a joke halloween weapon for the scout class from tf2 it has the same stats as the holy mackerel but it is a spys decaying hand
scout: uses Unarmed Combat
the spy: descusted face
Unarmed Combat by sniper nate October 27, 2020
someone who doesn’t have a gun or another weapon on them. opposite of armed
The victim was unarmed at the time of the murder
unarmed by nlolhere June 25, 2020