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when women are gross yuck
Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
Unhorny by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021
you can do this my playing video games with lots of violence.
Bob: uh oh im horny, unhorny time

5 seconds later

Bob: UNNRRRAAAAAAA, HOLY SHIT, I FUCKING LOVE DOOM

*METAL MUSIC 🎢🎢*

Bob: I HATE WOMEN, HAHAHAHGGAHAHAAGHAGAHAGAHA
Unhorny by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Unhornify 

To try to make yourself unaroused by taking a cold shower, running, thinking of something extremely boring, or any other thing so you can distract yourself from naughty thoughts.
Please talk to me about something boring so I can unhornify myself before you leave.
Unhornify by Rio Hondo April 16, 2010
variant of the word unicorn... except unicorns dont have one(uni) corn... they have one horn..!
Look at the unihorn shitting sparkly opalessence!
unihorn by jaydeepoo December 30, 2004

Unhornilize 

To make someone less horny in a hypothetical sense.
Gabriel is horny all the time, I wish I could just unhornilize him.
Unhornilize by AbroUnknown February 8, 2023

unhornieable 

(Adj) can't make you horny.
That nerd is so unhornieable.
unhornieable by Munnie. November 30, 2011