uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.

"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

uniformed panty raid by running out of patience April 8, 2008

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midtown uniform

Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia

- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.

midtown uniform by Buck Dancer May 28, 2020

Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Uniformation 

An act of making any situation really boring. Most likely found in schools and libraries.

-Hey, you going to the library after school?
-No. Libraries are Satan's asshole.
-Why?
-Have you seen all the uniformation there? Disgusting.

Uniformation by Elye. July 24, 2015

uniform chaser 

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

uniform chaser by jepleure November 16, 2009

good uniform,bad helmet 

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............

As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.

good uniform,bad helmet by sheila in the car January 12, 2010