unibollock 

A person with one testicle.

Peter was kicked in the balls so hard one was damaged and had to be surgically removed. Now he is a unibollock.

unibollock by pofthee January 4, 2023

Umbollockle cord 

A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum

I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!

Umbollockle cord by Nuphagus December 26, 2019

UNiBLOCKhEaD 

Often outspoken ad-lib or borrowed social commentary, usually funny..

UNiBLOCKhEaDs have a genetic predisposition to express humourous philosophical observations..

UNiBLOCKhEaD by Abbott January 9, 2023