While standing behind an unsuspecting fella, who is preferably deep in conversation or thought, one would reach a hand through his legs upward, grabbing the top of the belt buckle and in one swift, smooth and forceful motion pull down and back and watch the poor gent either smash their face in the ground or complete a front flip. Be prepared to run.
Geoffrey had been egotistically running his mouth all day, so when I noticed he was taking a few pictures with his haggard harem, I swooped in and administered an unforgettable underbender, on film.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.