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Uncontested Divorce 

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.
Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.
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uncontesticled 

1) Having, beyond doubt, the largest balls in the room.
2) To the undeucated, a synonym for unconstested
1) After his first day of school, it became obvious that Big Ray was the uncontesticled champion of his gym class.
2) Steve-O: I am the unconstestciled champion of this leauge.

unconceited 

Mason is unconceited.
unconceited by Larry Bob McLarrypants September 15, 2010

Unconfessed

The state of not being confessed; Withheld from confession.
The little boy's unconfessed guilt was eating him alive.
Unconfessed by unconfessable April 25, 2011
Not disputing or question something.
Although John did everything right, the boss fired him. He uncontest or did not question the reason he was fired.
uncontest by Jbauer09 January 18, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026