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Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.
Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.
by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022
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uncontesticled

1) Having, beyond doubt, the largest balls in the room.
2) To the undeucated, a synonym for unconstested
1) After his first day of school, it became obvious that Big Ray was the uncontesticled champion of his gym class.
2) Steve-O: I am the unconstestciled champion of this leauge.
by Fantasy Letter Carrier September 22, 2010
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unconceited

Mason is unconceited.
by Larry Bob McLarrypants September 15, 2010
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Unconfessed

The state of not being confessed; Withheld from confession.
The little boy's unconfessed guilt was eating him alive.
by unconfessable April 25, 2011
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uncontest

Not disputing or question something.
Although John did everything right, the boss fired him. He uncontest or did not question the reason he was fired.
by Jbauer09 January 18, 2018
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