uncle dicky 

some one intent on screwing you, wether physically mentally or financhiley,

Uncle Dicky really stuck it up my ass.

I had 100 bucks in my pocket, then I met uncle dicky.

Uncle dicky ruined my life, now I got a headache

uncle dicky by parker19777 December 3, 2006

Uncle Dick 

Reference to Vice President Dick Cheney who is reputed to play a significant role in running the country all the while scowling.

Definition - A snarling puppetmaster who rules from behind a curtain.

"Yeah, he's a regular Uncle Dick."

Uncle Dick by jaymz October 14, 2004

uncle dirty dick 

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.

oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.

uncle dirty dick by uncle buttcracker November 9, 2009

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

Ur uncle nick has no dick 

The best come back

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

Ur uncle nick has no dick by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018