a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.
by djdjdjdjdjd January 12, 2012
A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
by Cookieman00x December 23, 2011
Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
by Dialga236 November 17, 2019
An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.
Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
by Biasto44 August 05, 2022
An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.
by SamB14 May 23, 2020