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Uncle Ben's 

A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
Uncle Ben's by Cookieman00x December 27, 2011

Uncle Ben's 

Uncle Ben (aka. Franklin Ben) born 23 September 1965 , is an Indian prince who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat. He has been labelled 'The Sachin Tendulkar of instant rice'.

Mr. Ben also rose to fame in 2007 with his Bollywood classic "Rice Rice Baby".
Luke: What's for lunch today , Tommy?

Tom: Think I'll have some Uncle Ben's.

Luke: Hmm, you seem to have that quite a lot.

Tom: Yeah, once you've struck oil you stop digging.
Uncle Ben's by T.Snow'sPOS September 24, 2018

uncle ben's boys 

a racial term to define asians.
look at uncle ben's boys driving around in their hondas, shouldn't they be out on the rice patties?
uncle ben's boys by oliverclosoff December 1, 2009

Uncle Ben’s rice

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.
Uncle Ben’s rice by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime 

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime
Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime by NextJen September 7, 2024
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026