Men lined up at urinals at a football game and someone let's a fart rip " Hey Uncle Joe is here!" Machine gun Is that a duck Relief valve
by Poncho55 April 19, 2016
A combination of Uncle Tom and G.I. Joe, an Uncle Joe is any member of the military (active or veteran) who would sell out their fellow service members to support a person who slanders POW's and Gold Star families, advocates torture, gleefully threatens to abandon our allies, and shows blatant disregard for the Geneva Conventions.
Dude, did you see Jim's Facebook post about Donald Trump? After all we sacrificed I can't believe he'd sell us out like that, he's a total Uncle Joe.
by Sooook it! August 1, 2016
by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020
It is a mode a man slips into when he has a nagging wife or girlfriend. He just says nothing while she whines and complains. It is his only defense mechanism against the non-stop jabbering and the only way for him to keep his sanity!
OMG dude, Larry's girlfriend just won't stop nagging him!! Look at him just sitting there lifeless, saying nothing.............he is in Uncle Joe Mode for sure!
by The Gootz December 3, 2015
by TheManOfTheWise February 27, 2015
Uncle Joe is a sick person he will smash anyone and anything that move. He will eat you newborns and suck all the juices out of your sister he will literally stick his wood log up your ass and then smash your inside out then blow you the other way out he will take the kids to be shot out back and will bone your step mom till she has enough kids to fill a school bus then he'll drive it into the Pacific ocean
by I want the Kermit Fry's November 18, 2019
A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.
Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."
"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."
"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
by alleycatpub February 23, 2017