Uncle joe

Uncle Joe is a sick person he will smash anyone and anything that move. He will eat you newborns and suck all the juices out of your sister he will literally stick his wood log up your ass and then smash your inside out then blow you the other way out he will take the kids to be shot out back and will bone your step mom till she has enough kids to fill a school bus then he'll drive it into the Pacific ocean

Ohhh uncle Joe why is it sooooo big

by I want the Kermit Fry's November 18, 2019

Uncle joe

What is that cylinder in the blanket Joe... Joe? JOOEEEE STOP

Uncle Joe why ur pp go up

by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 04, 2018

Uncle Joe

Josef Stalin

Kind uncle joe will help us fight the german!

by Terran-Ghost November 18, 2003

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.

Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.

by Travesty360 March 04, 2017

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

Uncle Joe

The unofficial nickname for president Joe Biden. It was made when he was vice president in the Obama administration, and since has been re-popularized. It is likely because of how touchy he is, referring to his "creepy uncle" vibe.

Person 1: Did you get your stimulus check in the mail yet? Thanks Uncle Joe!
Person 2: Who's Uncle Joe?

by CheesecakeIsTheBest May 23, 2021