Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Unroastable

Someone who just can't be roasted!
Mark parsons ward is so unroastable
Unroastable by Mark parsons ward August 5, 2017
Related Words

unburstable 

A relationship bubble that cannot be tarnished.

A bubble between two people that cannot be burst
We are unburstable

Nothing can pop us, we have an unburstable bubble
unburstable by Cher8701 September 26, 2019

unboobable 

When you hurt your boob(s) and the pain is extremely great.
I dropped my phone on my boob and it was unboobable.
unboobable by unboobable April 10, 2016

unroastable

Someone who cannot be roasted, takes comedic comebacks, putdowns and teasings extremely well. To the point where they may even turn it around and take it as a compliment. They know their flaws and acknowledge them, and are proud of them making it simply impossible to roast sed person.
Bill: I’ve been trying to roast Jim for weeks, I tried his big nose, small penis and even the fact that he failed earth science
Bob: That guy is unroastable

Bill: I would try his daddy issues but that seems a bit far
Bob: you could he would just thank you, he’s completely bulletproof
unroastable by blueberry pancake August 16, 2019

Unroastable

Someone who cannot be roasted.
Mike thinks he is unroastable, but he got hardcore roasted by Josh on Thursday
Unroastable by readinglikeawriter November 29, 2017

Unbustable

An uncrustable that contains semen instead of peanut butter and jelly filling.
PERSON 1: Yo, take a look at this sandwich I made.
PERSON 2: Why is that shit leaking nut?
PERSON 1: It's an unbustable.
PERSON 2: Ayo gimme that
Unbustable by GhastDude589 March 3, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more