Umberto 

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict

Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

Umberto by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015

Umberto 

super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.

He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.

Umberto by PotatoMonkey February 28, 2009

Umberto 

An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.

Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!

Umberto by Loganicus January 13, 2009

Umberto 

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights. shoe addict

Girl:hay wanna go play with Umberto

Other guy:no hes to hard to beat

Umberto:Hmm (doing keep-ups with know one else in the corner very concentrate)

Umberto by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015

Umberto 

surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel

this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto

Umberto by Krkič May 4, 2019

Umberto 

The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Scumana Umberto?

Umberto by Bretmcb23 October 16, 2008

Umberto & Quentin 

The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.

I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.

Umberto & Quentin by Zach G. November 28, 2003