Ugly Drunk

Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.

Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk, I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.

Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.

Ugly Drunk by Done for Dave February 14, 2013

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drank herself ugly

A woman who is a barfly who drinks alcohol excessively over a long period of time and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging. Another sister phrase is to 'Smoke herself ugly" for a woman who smokes meth and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging.

"Man, that Bitch done drank herself ugly for sure!"

"Man, that Bitch done smoked herself ugly for sure!"

drank herself ugly by Abzeichen October 1, 2013

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Ugly Drunk • drank herself ugly • Ugly • Ugly Stick • ugly ass • ugly bastard • ugly ass bitch • Ugly Bitch • ugly duckling syndrome • ugly-hot

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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