Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.
Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk, I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.
Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.
Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.
by Done for Dave February 14, 2013
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