The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg March 21, 2014
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Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg April 27, 2014
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