ugly bitches

those girls that are just way too ugly to fuck with; girls that weigh more than a vw bug, paper baggers, and the girls you just can not look at

The boy puked when he saw her because she was one of the ugly bitches. There is at least one ugly bitch in every crew.

ugly bitches by Héráshíó September 22, 2006

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Fat Ugly Bitches

These animals have way to high standards, and ruin lives of many handsome individuals. They are sassy lazy and then complain about their figure and don't want to do anything about it.

Fat Ugly Bitches: I want a man over 6 feet with bulky muscles and a big dick.

Handsome 6ft Man: I don't date fat bitches!

Crowd: ROASTED!!!!!!!

Fat Ugly Bitches by EatHerAss1445 March 8, 2019

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THE MEANING OF YOU LACKING FEMALE INTERACTION THUS YOU BEING TOLD TO GET SOME BITCHES WHICH YOU DONT GET.................

THATS WHY YO MOMS DON'T WANT YOU

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go get some bitches ugly fugly hunchbacked headasS niggggggggggggggggA by da.quanthefish May 6, 2022

UglyBitches Disease

If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.

Man, I walked in there looked around and knew that his party had a bad case of uglybitches.

UglyBitches Disease by s1lence February 9, 2005

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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