ufly 

Pronounced Uh-Flee. Original alternative to fugly.

Short for "Ufcking Ugly." Derived from the word ufck, which is a commonly used censored form of the now overused word, fuck.

History: Created at approximately 11:03pm Eastern Standard Time on December 9, 2006 by an individual who is commonly referred to as the "horny white guy," in an MSN chat conversation, when describing his ex-girlfriend.

M: Man, you must have been wearing them beer goggles again that night, 'cause your girlfriend's UHHHH-FLEE (ufly)!

K: Nah, I just had a couple litres of saké that night. Wait 'till you see our kids.

M: WHAT THE UFCK?!

ufly by Yakuza Sentinel December 11, 2006

Ufly 

Ufly - Adjective
Calling someone ufly is saying they look like the pokemon jigglypuff with a pidgeon stuck to its face.
This creature is known as a Ufly Floopy
But to just describe someone

This guy came up to me in a bar and tried it on with me. I said no because he was ufly, uflier than the biggest ufly floopy that ever existed. the shame.

Ufly by chazza24 April 28, 2009

Ufly5 

Flying a 5

Go ufly5

Ufly5 by Luppuen September 24, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012