n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself
Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)