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u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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