Typoist 

Someone who makes a lot of typos because he/she types too fast.
(So he/she is constantly typoing.)

"I liek teh geren car."
- "..."
"I'm sorry. I wanted to say I like the green car. I'm a terrible typoist! :("

Typoist by Procrat December 21, 2008

Typoist 

Someone who makes a lot of typos online due to an unfortunate zealousness to post something and lack of perception.

"Hello, my name is Mary."
"Hello Mary"
"I am a typoist and I have gone two minutes without a typo"
-From a conversation at Typoist Anonymous

Typoist by APlethoraofPamelas October 22, 2011

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

typoitis 

The name for a type of mental illness. When you have that special kind of OCD where, when texting, you spot a typo after you hit send and MUST send a correction immediately after, usually included with an asterisk (*)

Man, you don't have to always correct your spelling to me in our texts, you know.

Yeah, I know, I cant help it, I have Typoitis.

typoitis by pseudojulie September 1, 2016

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

combat typist by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

typists diarrhoea by chidog June 17, 2008