Typettes "Syndrome" is like Tourette's Syndrome except it is observed directly by someone's typing on the Internet. While a Tourette's Syndrome sufferer would uncontrollably shout obscene language while in the course of a conversation, the sufferer would be able to control himself online; however a Typette's sufferer would instead have no control over his typing and force the obscene language into his online text conversation.
Xalchedo Terada: Hey, where did you go?
Floyd Backman: I went to **CANUCKED CANUCKED CANUCKED CANUCKED CANUCKED**
Floyd Backman: Sorry, I went to the store.
Xalchedo Terada: Looks like you've got a case of Typette's.
it is a disorder when the only words u can say is 'innit' 'i aint bovvered', 'am i bovvered', 'face bovvered'
and they love doctor so much they spend thousand on doctor who figures
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!