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(v) to type lightly, with caution and stealth
I began to typetoe, because I knew my mother was ascending the stairs, and she would hear my late night essay procrastination.
typetoe by zomgmitchell December 17, 2008

Typette's 

Typettes "Syndrome" is like Tourette's Syndrome except it is observed directly by someone's typing on the Internet. While a Tourette's Syndrome sufferer would uncontrollably shout obscene language while in the course of a conversation, the sufferer would be able to control himself online; however a Typette's sufferer would instead have no control over his typing and force the obscene language into his online text conversation.
Xalchedo Terada: Hey, where did you go?
Floyd Backman: I went to **CANUCKED CANUCKED CANUCKED CANUCKED CANUCKED**
Floyd Backman: Sorry, I went to the store.
Xalchedo Terada: Looks like you've got a case of Typette's.
Typette's by 14_88 May 31, 2015

Typettes Syndrome 

A syndrome very simmilar to Tourette Syndrome. A person afflicted with Typettes will often blurt out random profanities or onomatopoeia while typing in a IM program, chat room, or sending a text message.
1. (Typing) John:"Me and Billy walked down to the DAMN IT MOTHER FUCK store today."
Linda:"I think you may have Typettes Syndrome ..."

2. (Typing)Lora:"I think your a really cool guy Jim. I would like to CORRODED SCROTUM hang out some time for real..."
Jim:"Well... I'd love to hang out, but you have Typettes Syndrome ... sorry"
Typettes Syndrome by Davis Hay March 9, 2009
a female who types a lot
Spending most of her day typing away on the computer, the typette's fingers get quite a workout.
typette by The Typette January 9, 2006
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tapetoe by vorpalswordz March 6, 2022
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