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What you say to your friend when you don't want him to say some dumb shit around your parents, siblings, or girlfriend. Most commonly used on facetime calls.
Dan: Bro did you pick up the yayo
AJ: Tago you stupid bastard
Dan: Oh shit well did you
Tago by YaBoiSkinnyP May 18, 2022
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Thagomizer 

Term coined by Gary Larson that is most commonly used to describe the arrangement of spikes at the tip of a stegosaur's tail. can be used to describe any such spike arrangement.
Paleolithic teacher: "This end is called the 'Thagomizer'...after the late Thag Simmons."
Thagomizer by MEGslayer October 25, 2009
The Tagowan are an ethnic group of Caucasian, East Asian, and African descent. They were a voyaging tribe in the early 1000s, thus there descendants are scattered throughout the world. The biggest concentrations of Tagowan people are found in small cities in South Africa, Canada, and the United States. Although historians argue where the group originated from, the Tagowan have no homeland of their own, similar to the Gypsies of Eastern Europe and the Hmong people of Asia near Vietnam. The Tagowan typically have fair to tan skin, but they have fine hair and an eye shape similar to their Asian ancestors. They resemble their African ancestors most in stature, typically being on the taller side with broad or muscular builds. They are the second wealthiest minority ethnic group today, only behind the Jewish people.
“It’s funny. Most people think my parents are Asian and white. I say ‘No, I’m Tagowan.” And they say, ‘But you’re from South Africa. Aren’t you African?’ I get those questions all the time. Ethnicity is a confusing thing to some. I’m actually the second most famous Tagowan person in the media. Mario Lopez being the first, but he’s only half.” - Elon Musk
Tagowan by EthnicHistorian July 6, 2020
Tiago is the male with the body of a greek god and the brain of an asian. Tiagos are usually extremely good at soccer
I wish i was a tiago
Tiago by Savage da boss May 22, 2016
Tiago is an amazing friend and you always want to have one in your life. They are very out going guys who are very chill. They always seem to be positive and have a great attitude. He’s very nice and very funny . Overall Tiagos are great people
Tiago is an amazing friend !
Tiago by Ugly bitch 00 April 10, 2020
A guy who has great hair, which tempts people to touch his hair.
His hair is tiago
Tiago by treasuring0502 February 23, 2017