txtclusion

–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Txtcluder, Txtclusive, txtcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity

The city was one beeping alienated mass of txtclusion.

txtclusion by catalinacat May 30, 2009

optical titlusion 

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

optical titlusion by mark86 March 6, 2009

txtfusion

a. When one receives a very confusing text message

b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.

Yo dawg, i ain't understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!

txtfusion by gadgetgal January 8, 2011