4 definitions by catalinacat

–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Textcluder, Textclusive, textcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity
I can't believe we walked all that way together and he textcluded me the whole way.
by catalinacat May 30, 2009
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When good militias go bad.
Dude, those radical right wing gun lovers down the street are getting nasty!

Yo, Dudette, they're turning into malitia!
by catalinacat April 3, 2010
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–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Txtcluder, Txtclusive, txtcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity
The city was one beeping alienated mass of txtclusion.
by catalinacat May 30, 2009
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When a man's belly sticks out farther than his dick do.
Pat remarked, he's a nice guy, but he has Dick Do Disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.
by catalinacat January 24, 2010
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