twycer 

One who text messages while using the toilet. "Twyc" stands for Text While You Crap.

Tracy is such a twycer; I heard her dialing in a bathroom stall.

twycer by Emmus April 11, 2008

twocer 

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

twocer by Little Liz November 26, 2003

twocer 

n. from twoc; a person who commits acts of theft.

While it's a pretty general description, it's usually applied to pubescent kids from a lower-class background. Examples can be found loitering in groups (they're rarely seen alone) in areas where security guards won't chase them away in most British towns on weekends.

They can be easily identified by their appearance; a cap (either NY Yankees or fake Burberry) covering hair plastered down with too much gel; a face in dire need of some Clearasil; a hoodie, probably in a light colour and sporting the logo of a major sporting-goods manufacturer (so obviously not skater-wear); a pair of tracksuit (see tracksuit monkeys) bottoms tucked securely into their socks to a) show off their trainers (no matter how lame they are) and b) allow them to drop any small items they steal down their pants safe in the knowledge that they won't fall out the bottom.

Ugh; check out the twocers hanging around Woolworths waiting for the security guard to go away so they can put some pick-n-mix down their pants.

twocer by Seej January 24, 2004

twybering 

Like cybering but via twitter. Twitter sex. It's the newest way to not get some for computer nerds.

Nelson: Hey Melvin, did you end up cybering with Penny last night?

Melvin: No way, man. After we played WoW for eight hours we ended up twybering. She d'ed me to say she wanted to jump my bones. It was totally hot.

twybering by sexless computer nerd April 20, 2009

Tryceratops

A person who is seen as a lower rank perhaps, but who is seen to be punching above their weight and wanting to really play their role in the grand scheme as a respected person.

What can I say about her, she's a regular tryceratops trying to carve a good name, and life for herself and her soon to be young family.

Tryceratops by CallumFoster February 5, 2020

twyper 

being so tired that you are actually realy hyper.

"Dude, what is Haley doing?"
"I don't know. But im surprised she is doing anything, she pulled an all nighter."
"She must be really twyper."

twyper by Haley Orange January 10, 2008

A Twicer 

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

A Twicer by John Gaskell March 8, 2004