Twyaer

Busted. From the sound a guitar string makes when it snaps.

Dude 1: "Dude, your car is twyaer."
Dude 2: "Dude, I know. I hit a water buffalo."

-or-

Will: "Dad my bike is all twyaer."
Dad: "Go do your homework."

by crashlanta June 2, 2011

twycer

One who text messages while using the toilet. "Twyc" stands for Text While You Crap.

Tracy is such a twycer; I heard her dialing in a bathroom stall.

by Emmus April 11, 2008

twybering

Like cybering but via twitter. Twitter sex. It's the newest way to not get some for computer nerds.

Nelson: Hey Melvin, did you end up cybering with Penny last night?

Melvin: No way, man. After we played WoW for eight hours we ended up twybering. She d'ed me to say she wanted to jump my bones. It was totally hot.

by sexless computer nerd April 20, 2009

twyper

being so tired that you are actually realy hyper.

"Dude, what is Haley doing?"
"I don't know. But im surprised she is doing anything, she pulled an all nighter."
"She must be really twyper."

by Haley Orange January 10, 2008

Twayer

to prayer using the social networking platform: twitter

I said my twayers last night!
I twayed for you
WIll you Tway for me?

by macgandr215 December 13, 2009