twybering

Like cybering but via twitter. Twitter sex. It's the newest way to not get some for computer nerds.

Nelson: Hey Melvin, did you end up cybering with Penny last night?

Melvin: No way, man. After we played WoW for eight hours we ended up twybering. She d'ed me to say she wanted to jump my bones. It was totally hot.

by sexless computer nerd April 20, 2009

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

tylering

take a pic with someone cool, but only get 50% or less of that person in it

he is tylering that pic with bron bron

by emtfan1 August 12, 2012

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Taylering

The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.

Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"

Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."

Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."

by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009

A good tylering

When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why

I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope there’s no blood this time

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Tylering

Sticking three fists into a person's anus.

I was constipated for a week, until Vaz was tylering me.

by Cunt_Guzzler October 30, 2011