twuntch

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The combination of twat, cunt, and bitch. Only reserved for the most evil of women.

Brea is such a twuntch for busting into the party and punching everyone.

twuntch by Mike Gerome February 7, 2008

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twuntch

Derived from the phrase "twat munch" a synonym of "muff diver", cunnilingus, etc.

Has come to mean a offer of luncheon to a male friend or work colleague (it's believed this started due to the bewildering array of pretty ladies seen in summer months while on lunch breaks), however it still retains its original meaning when relating to a lady.

"Hey Bob, i'm starving... Twuntch?"

A:"Where have you been?" B:"Just getting twuntch."

"She's so hot, i'd be twuntching on that for life - even when her mimsy goes all badger grey"

"She called me a 'horny savage', i'm guessing this was due to my twuntch technique"

twuntch by earcam June 13, 2008

Related Words

twuntch • Butt-Twuntch • twunch • twunthly

Butt-Twuntch

Butt-munch,twat,cunt,bitch all combined in a clusterfuck of hatred...need I say more?

Billy:That chick in our AP US History class is a serious Butt-Twuntch!

Butt-Twuntch by Travestyinternational February 12, 2010

twunch

a combination of the words twat, cunt and chach.

That girl is a total twunch. (adj.)

He smells like twunch. (noun)

twunch by Annie Boheler December 30, 2005

twunch

Simply stated, 'twat for lunch'.

Man that twunch I had earlier tonight was nasty.....rotten eggs, I tell you

twunch by Holly December 7, 2006

Twunch

•The combination of Tweaking and Munch
• Someone that is doing way to much when it comes to munching

•munch- A munch is someone who’s only use is eating pussy without getting anything in return.

Guy # 1- Dame bro did you hear he ate that girls ass last night
Guy # 2- Yes bro he is such a Twunch

Twunch by Jen Weisberg April 6, 2023

twunthly

Derived from twomonthly - occurring every two months.

We will be meeting twunthly starting in January, with the other meetings in March, May, July, September, and November.

I wash my sheets at least twunthly.

Should we visit your parents monthly or twunthly?

twunthly by Isopods February 17, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026