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The combination of twat, cunt, and bitch. Only reserved for the most evil of women.

Brea is such a twuntch for busting into the party and punching everyone.

twuntch by Mike Gerome February 7, 2008

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twuntch

Derived from the phrase "twat munch" a synonym of "muff diver", cunnilingus, etc.

Has come to mean a offer of luncheon to a male friend or work colleague (it's believed this started due to the bewildering array of pretty ladies seen in summer months while on lunch breaks), however it still retains its original meaning when relating to a lady.

"Hey Bob, i'm starving... Twuntch?"

A:"Where have you been?" B:"Just getting twuntch."

"She's so hot, i'd be twuntching on that for life - even when her mimsy goes all badger grey"

"She called me a 'horny savage', i'm guessing this was due to my twuntch technique"

twuntch by earcam June 13, 2008

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Related Words

twuntch • Butt-Twuntch • twunch • twunthly

Butt-Twuntch

Butt-munch,twat,cunt,bitch all combined in a clusterfuck of hatred...need I say more?

Billy:That chick in our AP US History class is a serious Butt-Twuntch!

Butt-Twuntch by Travestyinternational February 12, 2010

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twunch

a combination of the words twat, cunt and chach.

That girl is a total twunch. (adj.)

He smells like twunch. (noun)

twunch by Annie Boheler December 30, 2005

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twunch

Simply stated, 'twat for lunch'.

Man that twunch I had earlier tonight was nasty.....rotten eggs, I tell you

twunch by Holly December 7, 2006

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Twunch

•The combination of Tweaking and Munch
• Someone that is doing way to much when it comes to munching

•munch- A munch is someone who’s only use is eating pussy without getting anything in return.

Guy # 1- Dame bro did you hear he ate that girls ass last night
Guy # 2- Yes bro he is such a Twunch

Twunch by Jen Weisberg April 6, 2023

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twunthly

Derived from twomonthly - occurring every two months.

We will be meeting twunthly starting in January, with the other meetings in March, May, July, September, and November.

I wash my sheets at least twunthly.

Should we visit your parents monthly or twunthly?

twunthly by Isopods February 17, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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