by Mike Gerome February 07, 2008
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Derived from the phrase "twat munch" a synonym of "muff diver", cunnilingus, etc.
Has come to mean a offer of luncheon to a male friend or work colleague (it's believed this started due to the bewildering array of pretty ladies seen in summer months while on lunch breaks), however it still retains its original meaning when relating to a lady.
Has come to mean a offer of luncheon to a male friend or work colleague (it's believed this started due to the bewildering array of pretty ladies seen in summer months while on lunch breaks), however it still retains its original meaning when relating to a lady.
"Hey Bob, i'm starving... Twuntch?"
A:"Where have you been?" B:"Just getting twuntch."
"She's so hot, i'd be twuntching on that for life - even when her mimsy goes all badger grey"
"She called me a 'horny savage', i'm guessing this was due to my twuntch technique"
A:"Where have you been?" B:"Just getting twuntch."
"She's so hot, i'd be twuntching on that for life - even when her mimsy goes all badger grey"
"She called me a 'horny savage', i'm guessing this was due to my twuntch technique"
by earcam June 13, 2008
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