Two legs and a pulse Share definition Flag A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with. Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse Two legs and a pulse by Dwevle May 10, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Two legs and a pulse mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch