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Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Texas twizzler 

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019

Cinnamon Twizzler 

The act of blowing cinnamon into a person's face like former wrestler Mr. Fugi and then inserting a Twizzler into the person's anus
Doug's been walking funny and has experienced blurry vision ever since Uncle Tom gave him a Cinnamon Twizzler

dick twizzler

1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).

2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.

*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl
Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!
dick twizzler by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Vanilla Twizzler 

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.
Vanilla Twizzler by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015

Twat Twizzler 

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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