twipmo

Usually typed in online chat or an MMORPG after an unusually long AFK followed by a short explaination, then logging off.

-"Back. Gotta go."
-"Why?"
-"twipmo"
-"ah..."

by jrtex October 25, 2005

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Twitmo

When you've exceed the allotted number of tweets and retweets for a set time frame and Twitter won't allow you to post tweets for several hours.

"I just spent the past two hours in Twitmo, if it weren't for DM visits I would have gone stir crazy!"

by TMS Fan Momma Bear October 16, 2012

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A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008

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Twiemo

(Pronounced "Twee-mo") Is a fusion of the words TWINK and EMO.

A Twiemo is a young, effeminate, emo, male of the homosexual persuasion, usually the "bottom" or “bitch” in an alternative homosexual relationship...unless you have 2 Twiemo's in a relationship together, but that would just be silly!!!

Your typical Twiemo has their hair styled after Mike Score, singer and keyboardist of the 80’s British pop band “A Flock Of Seagulls”. It usually covers at least one eye in aim to prevent seeing the harsh reality of the outside world.

A Twiemo also can be recognised by their many piercings, tight black jeans, studded belt and converse shoes. All of which your typical Twiemo would never leave the house without.

The most common pieces of clothing worn by a Twiemo is their “Sex Pistols” Tshirt, because Sid Vicious really speaks to their soul. Even though they have never heard a single Pistols…*cough* “song”.

Most Twiemo’s are well known for their high moral standings on drugs & alcohol, emotionless facial…”expressions” and their ability to take it up the bum.

If your favorite bands are Evanescence & Linkin Park you are probably a Twiemo...and a total douche.

by Ziggie Zertophf July 9, 2010

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twipocrisy

This is internet hypocrisy, especially on twitter. People tend to project alternative versions of themselves to boost their esteem with random people of the Twitter Republic.

Toba: i know this feminist on twitter who always advocates for women to shun traditional roles at home. Then I found out that she cooks and cleans the house while her husband watches TV or plays the PS.

Jibs: typical twipocrisy

by Yakesbaba May 7, 2020

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twimoms

Moms who love Twilight who also nauseate their kids.

Girl 1: Can your mom drive us to the mall on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry! My mom is going to a Twilight marathon at the movie theater.
Girl 1: She's one of those crazy twimoms!
Girl 2: IKR!!

by da heck?! October 14, 2012

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