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"Absolute trash, so obviously a worldwide hit."

"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."

-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.
Analogy:

Chocolate is to delectable as Twilight is to rubbish.
by Kalanikamori August 17, 2009
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A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 11, 2009
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a peice of shit book saga,written by stephanie meyer, which should be set on fire and flushed down the toilet, the whole series is based on stepanie meyers's wetdream
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by steve169 March 04, 2012
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A series of books written by Stephenie Meyer that revolve around a cliche girl and her obsession with a (not really) vampire and a (not really) werewolf who spend most of their time violating the vampire/werewolf rules, ie walking in sunlight, sparkling, turning into a wolf instead of a werewolf (the difference being that a werewolf is humanoid), and never wearing shirts so as to show off your 135-lb-bench-press body (jsyk, that's pathetic). The books show all the subtlety of a Larry the Cable Guy comedy routine and about as much intelligence. The legions of fangirls and moms who support this series are (sadly) poorly read and/or educated. Had they read any real literature before being brainwashed by this novel they would realize what sanctimonious tripe it is. It has contributed nothing to the English literary tradition and should receive no praise of any kind.
Tl;dr: Twilight is unabashed shit.
by Al Non June 29, 2010
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A totally cliche book that wasted a million of trees and has millions of readers hooked on it because of the gorgeous character Edward even though Jasper is better than him.

1) Flat Characters (main character is a complete Mary Sue); the characters have no flaws at all. Bella is clumsy but that's not exactly a character flaw.
2) No action until the very end
3) Bella has no aspirations, no goals, nothing; she wants nothing from life except for Edward. Bella seems to have no substance and no backbone. Where is her sense of self?
4) Why does she like Edward in the first place? He's beautiful? A little superficial, don't you think?
5) Bad prose, even for a first-time writer
6) A glittering vampire...
7) What does Edward see in Bella anyway?
8) No build-up between Edward and Bella. They hate each other at the beginning and then a few pages later, they are in love.
9) Did I mention Edward's beautiful, gorgeous, amber eyes yet?
10) Edward stays outside Bella's house and she finds that cute and amusing? He watches her sleep as well - does anyone else find this creepy? Since when did stalking someone become cute and adorable? Edward loves her for her smell - does she not find that a little disturbing?
11) The only one who should be applauded here is the marketing department: job well done.
Oh my god! Don't you just love Twilight?

No.

How dare you? Edward is in that!!
by Kira Kira September 22, 2008
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The biggest disgrace to the literacy of the entire human race to ever surface the earth.

JUST BURN IT.
Nuff said.
1. RANDOM FANGIRL: OMGOMGOMG I LUV TWILIGHT TO DEATH!1!!1! EDWARD IS LEIK SO HAWT! I WANNA HAV HIS BABIES!!!!1!!11! STEPHANIE MEYER SAVED MY LIFE!!1!!!!!!111!
RATIONAL PERSON: Please go away. You need to get a life.
by lolFritters September 18, 2009
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holy crap. girls. you are not bella. edward cullen never existed..he never will. you are not a vampire. so get the fuck over it. twilight. lameness.
by megimoo December 03, 2008
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