Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.

please see shit.

also; twilight is a sappy movie

"My Life Is Twilight" is a site where over obsessed people come to be normal. But truth is, you are not normal. And who would make out with their dog anyways?

No plot what so ever. I am a teenage girl and I think this book is stupid. You can't compare it to Harry Potter, which is actual literature. Anyone who obsesses over this book is insane. Meyer has written better (ex. The Host). If you are considering reading this series, don't do it. I don't care if everyone else is, it's idiotic. Only read it to rightfully complain about it. Bella's plain and boring. There's way too many cliches. You like romance? Go find some Jane Austin.

A book that is mostly worshiped by fangirls, hated by Harry Potter lovers, and ignored by others. Twilight has sometimes been read by said other people, but they usually don't obsess. Twilight also has a small percentage of fans that are also Harry Potter lovers.
Twilight is a very addictive book, so anyone who read the first book will read through all of them. When they finish them, they will either become an obsessive fangirl, or realize the books aren't as great as you thought they were when you were reading it. In the latter case, these people either start bashing Twilight (usually comparing it to many other vampire books, or Harry Potter) or they just get annoyed by the fangirls, but shut up about it.
The most used attack against the book is "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE" because the author was naive enough to not bother with the research and made the stupid mistake of saying that they do.
The characters in this book are stereotypes:
-Mary-Sue
-Gary-Stu
-the caring mother
-the leader
-the blonde bitch
-the girl who would never pass up an invite to the mall
-the weird, kinda creepy kid
-the strong brute
-the girl pretending to be Mary-Sue's best friend, but really she's just jealous because Mary-Sue ends up with Gary-Stu
The book itself is also one grand cliche, filled with smaller little cliches. I won't list them all because there's already a definition with them, and because it would take a long time.

The book that made my boyfriend believe he was a vampire. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer.

Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society:
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food

Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.

Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo

Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck

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