A book that brainwashes people into thinking vamipires are real. Seriously people it's just a book!! Harry Potter is way better than this piece of crap.
Obsessed Girl) OMG, Edward is so hot!! Robert Pattinson is ugly though...
Me) They're the same guy.
Obsessed Girl) Shut up or I will bite you with my vampire teeth.
Me) Good luck with that. (At least I'm the one who has a brain.)