A horribly written, overly obsessed, stupid book that ruined vampires. Vampires should be badass people-eaters, not sparkly faggots. The only reason it's popular is because tweens discovered it and thought that's the way love is supposed to be, when it's the definition of pedophiles and stalkers. SM created this SERIES (not saga; the word saga makes it all the more horrible) because she is a fat bitch with no life and needed something to fulfill her fantasies.
by awesomeselflover July 28, 2010
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A book that make's me want to kill myself.
"Hey, Alice! Do you want to read my Twilight book?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????????"

-shoots myself.-
by ajjfdsdhusdf December 31, 2009
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A book written for whiny pre-teens. People with intelligence probably won't enjoy it considering that through the whole flipping series the whole plot line is "Bella, I'm a vampire." and then Bella says something stupid like " I don't care, I love you!" Don't waste your time and money on any of it; you'll thank me later.
"Twilight is a pathetic excuse for literature."
by *~Blacksunbeam~* January 09, 2010
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The story where a mentally handicapped girl must choose between bestiality or necrophilia.
What Twilight is really about.
by Metsys February 21, 2010
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a series of books and a movie that girls are obsessed over. most of the girls who are obsessed with it don't know the difference between a vampire and a faggot who never drinks blood. the end.
by ignite89 June 20, 2009
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A horribly overrated book and movie series, beloved by teenyboppers, tweens and teenage girls, but hated by people who knows what a real vampire is. Vampires are not supposed to be cuddly teen idols, they are supposed to be terrifying bloodthirsty monsters.
by WPH15 August 01, 2009
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The most overrated movie in the history of film.
A cool person: Stfu desperate girl.
by Someguy002 July 27, 2009
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