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a twink, but a twil
sam is the apex twil.
twil by monke112 November 23, 2020
This week I learned
TWIL by supercoffee May 24, 2015
abbreviation used by balla motha fuckas meaning The Weed Is Lit
Twitter: chillin with the bros and an oz #TWIL
TWIL by smokeweedstroke3s December 10, 2011

Twil-ite 

Someone hopelessly addicted to the gothic romance novel, twilight and/or Edward Cullen.
The group of twil-ites gathered in front of the theater for New Moon.
Twil-ite by Lasagnaviking November 8, 2009

twilighting 

That phase of being 1/2 awake & 1/2 asleep; or being so into something that you're completely unaware of your surroundings.
Lots of days I am twilighting & it's an amazing wonderful mystical feeling!
twilighting by Starchylde January 28, 2015

Twilighting 

Overreacting to a somewhat overwhelming situation for the person twilighting, but for others, the situation isn’t that bad. The person tends to overthink, overplan, and hyperventilate.
Friend: Uh, hey, are you doing alright?
Twilighter: Hehe, yeah! I’m doing alright! Just need 7,432 things to do before the big event happens- OH WHO AM I KIDDING I AM NOT OKAY THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO BY TOMORROW!
Friend: Wow, you are twilighting hard.
Twilighting by GpMaR April 9, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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