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Twig Bitch 

Usually Skinny, fake, and annoying bitches who think they are better than everybody else.
They travel around in packs, rely on each other to back them up when they put down anybody who gets in their way for stupid reasons.
E.G
Twig Bitch 1: OMG! Jenna you are like, totally gay cos you don't even have a boyfriend!
Twig Bitch 2 : Like, totally and you're super fat.
Twig Bitch 3: Yeah, like, lay off the cheese burgers!

Jenna: At least I'm not a twig bitch like you!
Twig Bitch by Not_A_Twig_Bitch August 25, 2013

Twig bitch 

A girl who is skinny as fuck and shames other girls for not being as skinny as her. Some of these girls will complain about how fat they are when they literally couldn't get any skinnier.
Twig bitch: "You know you're kinda fat, right?"
Normal chick: "At least I'm not a fucking twig bitch like you!"
Twig bitch by I REALLY LIKE CATS November 28, 2015

Twig Bitch 

a basic standardized person who acts annoying af and constantly thinks they are fat when they are like a twig
When tiffany calls herself fat, she annoys me and i tell her you are a twig bitch, a basic standardized person who acts annoying af and constantly thinks they are fat when they are like a twig. please don"t go there booboo
Twig Bitch by bootywerkin22 March 31, 2015

Twig Ass Bitch 

An insult used by the off spring of Verne Troyer and Dee Snyder in an attempt to anger one of vast superiority. Often followed by mocking of ones voice, sexual history and skills in player vs player combat and threatening to break your arm with his penis. Proceeded by accusing an individual of having cocks in their mouth.
You're only 165 at 5'11"? You're a twig ass bitch, I bet I could break your arm with my dick.
Twig Ass Bitch by ShockalockaWWA October 27, 2010

Twig bitches 

Girls who think their better then everyone when they really are just huge sluts. They think everyone loves them but in reality everyone hates them and wants to kill them because their so mean to people and bring people down. They travel in their little bitchy cliques and make fun of people who aren't them. All they do is cause drama! They think their so cool but they are dumb and fake as fuck.
Person 1: OMG those girls are so rude to everybody!

Person 2: Yes I wish I could punch those twig bitches and give them what they deserve!
Twig bitches by Huntzy19 December 22, 2015

twinbitch 

To "Twinbitch" someone is to team up with your twin sibling in order to create a side to an argument. The argument is usually unfounded and completely nonsensical.
I got completely twinbitched on that Facebook status!
twinbitch by IGotTold May 11, 2010

Twitbitch 

A combination between a dumbass twit and a bitch
She's such a Twitbitch
Twitbitch by saddleman15 October 23, 2015
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