twerttle

An idiot who thinks the earth is round. They know the world is flat, they just don’t want to admit it. They typically have a hard time coping with the ice wall and their level of uncertainty about what is beyond the ice wall. Many have tried to uncover this mystery, and they have all failed miserably because all the twerttle think they’re mental. They aren’t.

Mark - “Look at that twerttle over there.”
Will - “Psh such a loser. He thinks the earth is round.”

twerttle by Sheldon._. September 26, 2018

Twettle

v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.

Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!

Twettle by TBSB August 1, 2010

Twertles 

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.

"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"

Twertles by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010

twettle

v. (/'twetəl/) - to tattle, report another's wrongdoing with respect to Twitter etiquette.

The action is characterized by an excessive use of force; for example: when someone who has been misquoted in a retweet suggests the offending party should be banned from Twitter.

@OfficerVella was displeased with @canice's retweet and chose to twettle on her.

twettle by wileymurkykidde July 31, 2010

Twertle 

The moment when turtles dance around majestically with mass twerking skills. It has also been called twirtle and is the result of a hybrid between Nicki Minaj and a turtle
The skype turtle emoji "solo and loving it" shows the first step the turtle makes when it starts the twirtle mating dance.

Bob said" wow man you dance like a twertle" Charles snickered and replied with" I know right Nicki Minaj would be so proud" Bod replied in disgust" dude you took it to far " Charles sat in the corner and cried

Twertle by Fajita September 5, 2016

twertle 

Twertle is a slang word for vagina. Pronounced "turtle" but more with a lisp. Could be used to describe a sexual encounter between two females like "twertle time." Can be used in verb context, "twertling."

In the movie Black Swan, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis freakishly participate in twertle time.

"Don't touch my twertle!"

"I like your twertle."

twertle by pentagon+2 October 11, 2011